he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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