Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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