So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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