Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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