And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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