I checked into jail on foursquare
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How did I end up in the pool?!
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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