Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
