Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
well you can't waste a boner
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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