i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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