i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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