Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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