A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Drunk is not a location!
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