i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Jerry, you need to find god
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
