I can't watch pbs sober anymore
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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