I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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