No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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