in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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