lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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