I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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