i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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