I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
