He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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