I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
did you just send me my own nude
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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