i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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