there's paper in my vomit.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
