hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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