She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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