gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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