question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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