So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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