next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm just crazy horny about you
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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