he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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