i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just gargled with NyQuil
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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