im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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