his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
And then my night got REAL pukey
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Success! We fucked roommates!
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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