Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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