He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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