Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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