plz talk dirty to me
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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