You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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