She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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