i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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