I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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