question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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