Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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