Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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