I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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