went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize