She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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