you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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