I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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