Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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