You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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