He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Randomize
